jasper
Rotten DM
Planescape Session 9
Chapter 8 Faunel
Lab Rats or Eat Rats
Day 60 0800 to Day 83 0800
PC Killed 4 Monsters Killed 37 Villains Captured 4 Villains Escaped 6
Start Time 6:17 End Time 8:50
10 downtime days. 1,400 GP. Take a Level.
Magic Items. Potion Greater Healing (3), Rope of Entanglement, Ring of Animal Influence, Figurine of Wondrous Power Serpentine Owl. Time Dragon Scale Charm. (Summons Renee as adult time Dragon)
I had a strong group of six. Dougart Drakewarden 8 half elf. Siv Hunter Monster Slayer Ranger 8 wood elf. Adrianna Zealot Barbarian 8 Winter Eladrin. Marmalade Circle of Moon Druid 7 Tiny orange Tabaxi. Mailman John Grimble Battlemaster 8 tiny Tabaxi. Simon Way of the Shadow Monk 7 Gnome.
They have spent days looking for the next portal. Dougart and Siv are on look out when a dark spot appears in the sky and knocks over Siv. He feels like a husky has taken him out.
“Save me. Save the evil time witch wants to make me a sandwich. Hey I smell kittens.” Says a high pitch voice which is shivering under Siv. A witch on a broom with foot rests appears. She is in red and gold robes with a red scarf and gold trim. She wears brass goggles over her eyes.
Witch, “Turn over the time dragon or die. Hmm. Why are you already dead but not dead? Why are you out place and time. What is this whippy wobbly stuff? Is the Doctor in the house?”
Dougart, “Why do you need a time dragon kid? Who are you?”
Trikante, “Trikante is my name known through space and time as the Time Witch. Research of Time and Places. I need the time baby to research time and time glitches. Wait a minute, or second. This castle has six time glitches. You can keep the time dragon if you become my lab assistants. Now some of you may die! But think of the contribution you will make to SCIENCE!”
Suddenly glass is broken as the time kid dragon pounces on the tabaxies. “Kittens. Kittens. I love kittens. Must clean the kittens. You smell of milk, cookies, and puppy dog tails. Hey cow lick by dragon lick on kittens. Well, licky spit. I am Renee.” Mumbles the time dragon. “I will call you George and Georgia. And hey you got mail. Is a bill. A credit card. No, a Time Magazine! That so cool.”
Trikante, “I will give you five minutes to either become my lab rats. Um Assistants. Or turn over the time baby. Or die!” She takes off her goggles and her silver eyes can be seen.
A quick conference is called. One as lab assistant they maybe able to control their own glitching an glitch when they want to. Or they could die. Renee the Time Baby dragon is cute. Or they can deliver the COD package the Adult Renee gave them. They decide to move on and give the COD Talisman of the Sphere to the Witch. Renee gets the steersman to take her home and gives them with one scale each.
They finally approach the Fanuel plane. As they approach it is laid out like Disneyland but with different terrains in each sector. The entrance town is composed of bamboo and thatch huts. A lean black cat guards the entrance.
Cat, “Know you to be at peace with if you can with those on this plane. Awaken animals are all about and may object to those wish to make them dinner. Follow me to the lair of the boss.” They follow the cat for a half hour before plods down in a sunbeam in the middle of a road. “This is boss’s lair. Ask your questions!”
Simon, “Where is your boss?”
Cat, “I have no boss.”
Simon, “You said this was your boss’s lair. Just now.”
Cat “I said this was the boss’s lair. I am the boss. Isn’t that right DAUGHTER! And what did I say about picking up stray humanoids? They have diseases. They can’t clean themselves. They can’t take themselves.”
Marmalade, “DAD you said I could go adventuring for one life time. I have only died once and I okay.”
Cat Lord, “Fine your robot friend left something at the idol for you yesterday.” Getting to idol the idol message. “This is Ro4M. If you want your gear you have to help out the awaken animals. Show the idol the big ear one’s ring to unlock the gear.” As the message ends the group hears a bloody murder going off in the near distance.
Arriving on scene of the murder, the horned head of a Yellowstone Mountain goat is being waved around by large laughing hyenas. The Gnoll pack lords attack and are killed.
DM NOTE. PLEASE AUTHORS QUIT using Npc names which begin in the same letter in the same freaky adventure. It no longer cute.
The dead goat was Oka a master story teller to the herbivores. Arriving at the Heart Delta they speak with the leader Ophelia. She agrees to help fine the Vile Hunt pack as long as the leader is brought in alive. After some successful tracking rolls (What was that tracking DC again author?) the group finds the vile hunt camp.
Mick Mangehide, “Never give up never surrender. Kill them my pretties!” After a short battle where the monk hit ALL THREE SHOTS. Mick is captured and will be turn over to the courts for justice. Ophelia gifts the group her ring of animal influence.
Waving the ring in front of the idol the download begins. Mimir, “The Great Modron March procession of countless modrons years to collect information and realign the workings of the plane. Untold numbers of modrons the march, and sometimes the march split off. The march enters the the portal in the. The march visits all then passes through the Dendradis at base of. From there, the march into other planes, which eventually returning to Mechanus. The last Great Modron of schedule and experience of irregularities and loses.” A red “B” appears on the skull. Four gears can be heard grinding inside of the skull.
DM Notes. Thanks for going along with Peeps and eating your kills. Simon will be the next main character. Research Glorium and send me your backstory or get with me before the game. Thanks to Adrianna and Siv for singing Herbs are friends’ song.
End of Session 505
Chapter 8 Faunel
Lab Rats or Eat Rats
Day 60 0800 to Day 83 0800
PC Killed 4 Monsters Killed 37 Villains Captured 4 Villains Escaped 6
Start Time 6:17 End Time 8:50
10 downtime days. 1,400 GP. Take a Level.
Magic Items. Potion Greater Healing (3), Rope of Entanglement, Ring of Animal Influence, Figurine of Wondrous Power Serpentine Owl. Time Dragon Scale Charm. (Summons Renee as adult time Dragon)
I had a strong group of six. Dougart Drakewarden 8 half elf. Siv Hunter Monster Slayer Ranger 8 wood elf. Adrianna Zealot Barbarian 8 Winter Eladrin. Marmalade Circle of Moon Druid 7 Tiny orange Tabaxi. Mailman John Grimble Battlemaster 8 tiny Tabaxi. Simon Way of the Shadow Monk 7 Gnome.
They have spent days looking for the next portal. Dougart and Siv are on look out when a dark spot appears in the sky and knocks over Siv. He feels like a husky has taken him out.
“Save me. Save the evil time witch wants to make me a sandwich. Hey I smell kittens.” Says a high pitch voice which is shivering under Siv. A witch on a broom with foot rests appears. She is in red and gold robes with a red scarf and gold trim. She wears brass goggles over her eyes.
Witch, “Turn over the time dragon or die. Hmm. Why are you already dead but not dead? Why are you out place and time. What is this whippy wobbly stuff? Is the Doctor in the house?”
Dougart, “Why do you need a time dragon kid? Who are you?”
Trikante, “Trikante is my name known through space and time as the Time Witch. Research of Time and Places. I need the time baby to research time and time glitches. Wait a minute, or second. This castle has six time glitches. You can keep the time dragon if you become my lab assistants. Now some of you may die! But think of the contribution you will make to SCIENCE!”
Suddenly glass is broken as the time kid dragon pounces on the tabaxies. “Kittens. Kittens. I love kittens. Must clean the kittens. You smell of milk, cookies, and puppy dog tails. Hey cow lick by dragon lick on kittens. Well, licky spit. I am Renee.” Mumbles the time dragon. “I will call you George and Georgia. And hey you got mail. Is a bill. A credit card. No, a Time Magazine! That so cool.”
Trikante, “I will give you five minutes to either become my lab rats. Um Assistants. Or turn over the time baby. Or die!” She takes off her goggles and her silver eyes can be seen.
A quick conference is called. One as lab assistant they maybe able to control their own glitching an glitch when they want to. Or they could die. Renee the Time Baby dragon is cute. Or they can deliver the COD package the Adult Renee gave them. They decide to move on and give the COD Talisman of the Sphere to the Witch. Renee gets the steersman to take her home and gives them with one scale each.
They finally approach the Fanuel plane. As they approach it is laid out like Disneyland but with different terrains in each sector. The entrance town is composed of bamboo and thatch huts. A lean black cat guards the entrance.
Cat, “Know you to be at peace with if you can with those on this plane. Awaken animals are all about and may object to those wish to make them dinner. Follow me to the lair of the boss.” They follow the cat for a half hour before plods down in a sunbeam in the middle of a road. “This is boss’s lair. Ask your questions!”
Simon, “Where is your boss?”
Cat, “I have no boss.”
Simon, “You said this was your boss’s lair. Just now.”
Cat “I said this was the boss’s lair. I am the boss. Isn’t that right DAUGHTER! And what did I say about picking up stray humanoids? They have diseases. They can’t clean themselves. They can’t take themselves.”
Marmalade, “DAD you said I could go adventuring for one life time. I have only died once and I okay.”
Cat Lord, “Fine your robot friend left something at the idol for you yesterday.” Getting to idol the idol message. “This is Ro4M. If you want your gear you have to help out the awaken animals. Show the idol the big ear one’s ring to unlock the gear.” As the message ends the group hears a bloody murder going off in the near distance.
Arriving on scene of the murder, the horned head of a Yellowstone Mountain goat is being waved around by large laughing hyenas. The Gnoll pack lords attack and are killed.
DM NOTE. PLEASE AUTHORS QUIT using Npc names which begin in the same letter in the same freaky adventure. It no longer cute.
The dead goat was Oka a master story teller to the herbivores. Arriving at the Heart Delta they speak with the leader Ophelia. She agrees to help fine the Vile Hunt pack as long as the leader is brought in alive. After some successful tracking rolls (What was that tracking DC again author?) the group finds the vile hunt camp.
Mick Mangehide, “Never give up never surrender. Kill them my pretties!” After a short battle where the monk hit ALL THREE SHOTS. Mick is captured and will be turn over to the courts for justice. Ophelia gifts the group her ring of animal influence.
Waving the ring in front of the idol the download begins. Mimir, “The Great Modron March procession of countless modrons years to collect information and realign the workings of the plane. Untold numbers of modrons the march, and sometimes the march split off. The march enters the the portal in the. The march visits all then passes through the Dendradis at base of. From there, the march into other planes, which eventually returning to Mechanus. The last Great Modron of schedule and experience of irregularities and loses.” A red “B” appears on the skull. Four gears can be heard grinding inside of the skull.
DM Notes. Thanks for going along with Peeps and eating your kills. Simon will be the next main character. Research Glorium and send me your backstory or get with me before the game. Thanks to Adrianna and Siv for singing Herbs are friends’ song.
End of Session 505